Podcast: Zorb & Gorb
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S4. Ep 9: Father Tintzél and the Snarkels
Using the exemplary life of Father Tintzél of Capua, and his revolutionary discovery of mozzarella cheese [c. 300 AD], we explore complex issues such as: What is a name if not an invitation to interpretation? Do chameleons wear clothes? Is it Schnitzel or Snarkel? And most importantly how many Rancheritas is too many?
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S4. Ep 8: (“You wanna Join the Circus?” / “She has Fever Within!”)
On this new episode of Zorb & Gorb, we learn about the importance of public health infrastructure, using a case study of a charismatic circus leader and his troop of lovable miscreants. Then we delve into the occult world of immortal sorcerers, the history of PETA’s black-ops branch, and how a single hamster can change…
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S4. Ep 7: (The Most Evil Owl / Ratboy Spinach and the Circle)
On this new episode of Zorb and Gorb, we learn about the origins of the French language. Then we try and place ourselves in the shoes of a man who can only ever be seen as a cat and his impressive, if behind the scenes, career as a broadway actor. Then we embark upon a
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S4. Ep 6: (Robert Fulton Inventor of the Steamboat / The Legend of Kentucky Dan)
On this riveting episode of Zorb and Gorb, we explore the fascinating life story of Robert Fulton, inventor of the steamboat. Looking at the life of a famous inventor through a new lens, we learn of Fulton’s involvement with the esoteric Wilderness Academy and the dangers he faced there. Then we explore the age-old question,…
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S4. Ep 5: (Rage against the Parasol / Weird Eyes Gary)
This week on Zorb and Gorb, we consult the famous autobiography “The Instrument Inside of Me” by Hims Himmersoff. Where we recount an epic tale, charting the rise and fall of Heavy Metal music in the age of the Parasol. After that, we hear the tale of Gary Indiana. Plunging into the caverns of the…
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S4. Ep 4: (The Day The Borth Came/I Owe Money To an Albatros)
This week on Zorb and Gorb, do you know how to play the recorder? We don’t. Tune in to the recorder edition of Zorb and Gorb to hear the story of the a young zookeeper, caught in a planetary war against an evil AI, whose best friend is a young man possessed by an octopus.…
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S4. Ep 3: (Prof. Ziszo Slamboi Zurich/Jenna the Gila Monster)
This week on Zorb and Gorb, we explore the vast and mysterious part of the world know as Asia Minor. Not Anatolia, but the smaller version of the Eurasian Continent that floats hidden in the clouds. We learn of a mysterious school, an ancient lineage, and the worlds foremost professor of playing cards. After that,…
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S4. Ep 2: Auguries of the Mole People
Do you know who controls the timeline? Listen to this weeks episode of Zorb and Gorb learn. On this hamburger flip episode we discuss some of life’s most profound questions. Who invented cats? Why does no one here have an android charger? And, Is 10 pence too much for a baguette?
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S4. Ep 1: (Gorman The Extractor / ‘We’re worried about Ronny’)
On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We will learn about the importance of Extractor’s in the far future, as Gorman Rockwell preforms his life story on stage. We will then hear a tale of adventure about four kids and one turtle, who stumble upon a revolutionary discovery.
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S3. Ep 9: Crazy Grugen’s Eternal Quest.
On this special episode of Zorb & Gorb (✮Premium✮): We hear a long form saga revolving around the fate of Peter Gurgen, Hamburger Scientist. From Middle ages Germany to Grunge-era Australia. We learn of Gurgen’s sorrows and joys amidst his quest for the Great Khans Secret.
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S3. Ep 8: (Jazz Hamptons & The Martians / The Circle of Life™-Cereal)
On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear about the legendary Jazz Hamptons and his involvement with the UFO phenomenon, the truth about the planet Mars, and the first time humans ever set foot on Pluto. Then we hear an overview of Gorb’s latest hit book: Life™Cereal: A tale of Murder, Intrigue, Wheat, Time…
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S3. Ep 7: (Time-loops & Tinfoil / Chang Han’s Secret)
On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two tales of conspiracy, intrigue, and high stakes. First, we uncover the real reason the Americans won the Revolutionary War and learn of our oldest and most venomous allies. Then we hear the tale of Chinese archeological expedition from the 1980’s, where our protagonist unearthed far…
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S3. Ep 6: (Cryptids in the Cul-de-sac / I used to work at Vine)
On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: After two episodes we finally move away from the Christmas theme. Today on episode 6 we delve into the realm of suburban horror stories. Hear a campfire-esque tale of when the new neighbors are just a little too off. Then we hear the story of a former Senior…
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S3. Ep 5: (Stuck in the TV/DJ Samwise Ganjee)
On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two classic tales, one rooted in the lore and mystery that surrounds the life of John Stevens (aka. Johnny Jumpman). Then, the following story transports us from the Miami club scene in the early 2000’s, to the founding of a major religion on an alien planet.…
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S3. Ep 4.5 (*BONUS*): The year the crab people saved Christmas.
On this special bonus episode of Zorb & Gorb, we shake it up with some old bay and do a hamburger flip. Two stories each split down the middle make for a wonderful episode. Tune in to hear how cattle ranching, Columbia University or Entomology, and Robot bird drones all intersect in one man’s life.…