Podcast: Zorb & Gorb
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S5. Ep 9: The IMAX of Podcasts presents: “Wolfboy”
In this episode of Zorb & Gorb Cinematic Edition™, we give you “Wolfboy”. A tale as old as time, part boy/part wolf raised on the rugged Icelandic isles. Can he prove the Icemen wrong? Can he truly be our intergalactic champion? Can he learn to sit the right way? Find out all this and more…
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S5. Ep 8: (Mr. Worldwide & Simon Schuster Audio / They’re all Busey)
Where do grapes come from? Is Grimace™ a prophetic image of our dystopian, hell-scape, Waterworld with Kevin Costner-esque, future? Can Mr. Worldwide and Simon Schuster Audio save the day? How long can a Super Bowl add be? Is open-carry allowed if the wine is from McDonalds? Why does everyone have Gary Busey’s face?
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S5. Ep 7: The Schloobie Episode
Can Professor Carmine McScrubulous solve the global blindness epidemic? What does Frank’s cousin Schoolbie know? Do you know why pigeons are a foot tall? Do you know the tale of The Eagle? A miracle worker from the Old West who chases his nemesis, the dark wizard Mr. Cuervo, across the desert. Listen and be enthralled…
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S5. Ep 6: (The Wall is Down! / Randy with the Horse)
What Happens when the Wall is down? Will Jerry Smeegens and his Ice restore balance in the Kingdom or will he turn the car around? Do you know why you wear a hat in winter? Have you heard of the Elk-Man? Some say he’s just a fable, others never make it back to blockbuster…
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S5. Ep 5: “Grog Roulette”
Two amazing tales, the sci-fi escaped: “The Life and Times of C.J. Fiddeley Smittson” and an adventure epic involving one of literatures most evil characters, none other than the famous Adam Chunk.
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S5. Ep 4: (The Boys are Back in Town / Perpetual IKEA)
On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we explore two different and nuanced storylines. Do you know the truth about Thin Lizzy? Have you ever been lost in an IKEA? Do you know the tale of Panopopticus Rambles? In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how sponges, Scotts Turf Builder, and…
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S5. Ep 3: The Many Legends of Mt. Ayribobo
In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how Clowns, Hotel Owners, and the legendary Mt. Ayribobo (on the border of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan) all connect to mysterious desert dweller named Mr. Bone Crack and a young bartender named Corey Jacobson.
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S5. Ep 2: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition
Buckle up for Zorb & Gorb’s first Gold Quest episode. Find out how “Smurf”, Razor Blades, and Butter Scotch Toffee, all connect to a 58 year old man named Little Katy, a hidden island the likes of Isla Nublar, a man named Harry Styles (no relation), and how to split a pencil in half.
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S5. Ep 1: (“Chortle! Chortle!” / Bark Smourbfulton and True Fear)
For the first episode of season five we regale you with the tale of a lost island. A strange chortle heard in the South Pacific Dodecahedron leads the intrepid explorer Captain F. Smellington to his greatest discoveries yet, and maybe his worst too… Then we move on to the Legend of Bark Smourbfulton and how…
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S4. Ep 9: Father Tintzél and the Snarkels
Using the exemplary life of Father Tintzél of Capua, and his revolutionary discovery of mozzarella cheese [c. 300 AD], we explore complex issues such as: What is a name if not an invitation to interpretation? Do chameleons wear clothes? Is it Schnitzel or Snarkel? And most importantly how many Rancheritas is too many?
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S4. Ep 8: (“You wanna Join the Circus?” / “She has Fever Within!”)
On this new episode of Zorb & Gorb, we learn about the importance of public health infrastructure, using a case study of a charismatic circus leader and his troop of lovable miscreants. Then we delve into the occult world of immortal sorcerers, the history of PETA’s black-ops branch, and how a single hamster can change…
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S4. Ep 7: (The Most Evil Owl / Ratboy Spinach and the Circle)
On this new episode of Zorb and Gorb, we learn about the origins of the French language. Then we try and place ourselves in the shoes of a man who can only ever be seen as a cat and his impressive, if behind the scenes, career as a broadway actor. Then we embark upon a…
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S4. Ep 6: (Robert Fulton Inventor of the Steamboat / The Legend of Kentucky Dan)
On this riveting episode of Zorb and Gorb, we explore the fascinating life story of Robert Fulton, inventor of the steamboat. Looking at the life of a famous inventor through a new lens, we learn of Fulton’s involvement with the esoteric Wilderness Academy and the dangers he faced there. Then we explore the age-old question,…
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S4. Ep 5: (Rage against the Parasol / Weird Eyes Gary)
This week on Zorb and Gorb, we consult the famous autobiography “The Instrument Inside of Me” by Hims Himmersoff. Where we recount an epic tale, charting the rise and fall of Heavy Metal music in the age of the Parasol. After that, we hear the tale of Gary Indiana. Plunging into the caverns of the…
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S4. Ep 4: (The Day The Borth Came/I Owe Money To an Albatros)
This week on Zorb and Gorb, do you know how to play the recorder? We don’t. Tune in to the recorder edition of Zorb and Gorb to hear the story of the a young zookeeper, caught in a planetary war against an evil AI, whose best friend is a young man possessed by an octopus.…